Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 review

The first Guardians of the Galaxy came out after the successful experiment that was the Avengers, when the MCU had earned itself a lot of good will and I was watching to see how they continued this shared universe they were creating. I wasn't sure what to expect, but I had no reason to doubt that it would be a good movie.

The second Guardians film came out while the MCU was in it's prime. Marvel movies were a known quanity, with even the worst still providing solid entertainment. And of course it was following up a successful first installment, so expectations were high.

Volume 3 came out when the MCU was in rapid decline, not just in general but for me specifically. The last couple of movies I had seen were not working for me. Important in-universe events were happening in TV shows on channels that I didn't have, leaving me feeling out-of-the-loop. The movies and shows were heavily abusing the "multiverse"; a concept I have long thought needs to be used sparingly, and have grown quite weary of.

Of course I wasn't alone. Film after film was getting raked over the coals by reviewers, box office numbers were down. What's more, James Gunn had been quite publicly fired by Disney. But even though they eventually hired him back to finish off the trilogy, he had already been given the reins to the the rival DCU, being entrusted with rebooting their entire cinematic universe.

Would James Gunn be able to create a fitting final instalment to the beloved series, or would behind-the-scenes forces sink this sequel? I must admit I had a lot of doubts walking into this one. But almost in spite of myself, I still wanted this one to be good.

And it was. Volume 3 continued the trend set by Volume 2 of ratcheting up the emotional impact; seriously, I found this one to be a real tear-jerker. Not just at the end like the second film, but almost right from the start. In lesser hands the story might have come off as emotionally-manipulative, but I just couldn't see it that way. Even when I could see what the movie was doing from a mile away, I still felt every damned gut-punch it threw at me. If you like movies that evoke an emotional reaction, I think you will want to see this one.

The film brings the same kind of irreverant humor as the previous entries, though I didn't think it was as funny overall. That's not a criticism, just an observation: I felt there was less focus on jokes this time around, and they don't really intrude on the more emotional scenes. Considering that a lot of people complain about the jokes taking away from the drama in Marvel movies (at least in the later films), some people might be happy to hear that Volume 3 is far less prone to trying to squeeze humor into every scene. It's still funny, just in a more compartmentalised way.

Endgame left the Guardians in a bit of a strange position, especially when it came to Peter and Gamorra. So it was interesting seeing how this movie handled that, how the characters interacted and moved forwards. And it wasn't just the core cast: once again the movie introduces and fleshes out new characters without neglecting the old, expanding and enriching the world as a whole while telling a story that is deeply personal to the main cast.

As expected there were stylish action scenes, great performances, good music, and fun cameos. The VFX were great, and I personally enjoyed the sci-fi environments a bit more than I did in Volume 2, coming closer to the vibe I enjoyed in the first film.

It's worth mentioning that Volume 3 did a good job of capping off the trilogy, without closing the door on the possibility of more stories in the future. Endings can be hard to do right, this one gave me a satisfying sense of closure that I think is becoming rare in these days of never-ending franchises.


I think I'm going to have to give this one a 9/10. I think I still prefer Volume 2, which is much easier watching, but this one just hits harder.




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In Volume 3, there is a sense of... moving on. Of accepting that things aren't going to be the same forwever, that sometimes you just can't go back to the way things were and you need to find a new way to move forwards. But also of new beginnings, of passing on the torch, leaving behind a legacy. I think that's a very fitting way to end the series.


In the first movie it was just Rocket who understood Groot, then at the start of the second everyone seemed to be able to understand him. This time Gamorra, being a younger version from before she met the Guardians, could not understand Groot at first. After some time however, she was surprised to realise that she was finally able to understand him.

Then, at the very end of the film, there's a brief moment when Groot finally says something other than his trademark line. Just like Gamora, I did a double-take as I realised what I had just heard. It felt like, just as Gamora had learned to understand Groot over time, so had we, the audience. It was as if HE hadn't changed, WE had. It's a powerful moment, and a great payoff to three movies of what originally seemed to be a simple running gag.

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 review

After enjoying the original so much, I had high expectations for the sequel. While there were some bits that didn't quite click for me, overall I felt Volume 2 surpassed its predecessor.

The central plot is a bit strange, and is perhaps a bit slow to develop. The main cast, the Guardians themselves, get split up and pulled in different directions. New characters are introduced, and existing characters receive more screen-time and development. Some returning characters who I had previously dismissed as being, well, "minor", become central to the emotional core of the movie this time around.

This genuinely surprised me, and in a way made the emotional scenes that much more memorable. To be clear it's not done at the expense of previous "main" characters; rather it actually helps flesh them out as the relationships between them are the heart of the whole matter. Likewise the new characters don't take away from the old, as their interactions reveal more to us about both. Overall I walked out of the movie even more emotionally invested in the Guardians than I was before.

As well as hitting harder in the feels, I found the movie to be even funnier than the first. I would say it's arguably more stylish too, with more memorable action scenes that weave musical and visual elements together incredibly well. The cast is great, and there's a lot of fun cameos this time around. I think the best way I can describe it is to say that: Volume 2's highs reached greater heights than before. If that makes sense.

I do have a couple of criticisms, though minor ones. The plot lacked a bit of direction, with some major characters really just kind of "hanging out" for most of the film. Personally I also missed the feeling of exploring distant worlds that I enjoyed so much in the first movie, although Volume 2 still delivers very cool sci-fi visuals.

Overall I think I have to give this a 9/10. It's one of my personal favourite Marvel films, and one of the most memorable movies I've seen in the last few years.




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The toe scene? Probably the funniest thing I had seen in years! Just thinking about it would crack me up for ages afterwards. And the scene with Yondu striding through the ship, after regaining control of his arrow was amazing.

I still marvel at how Yondu somehow managed to become the emotional heart of the movie. It's impressive how a comedic interaction where Yondu and Peter talk about Mary Poppins manages to have so much emotional weight; the GotG series really does interweave comedy and emotion in a way that no-one else has managed. At least that's how it feels to me.

Guardians of the Galaxy review

I had heard the name, and the names of some of the characters, but I didn't actually know anything about the Guardians of the Galaxy when the movie was announced. But Marvel was on a roll, and while I wasn't instantly invested the way I am for a movie about characters I already love, I appreciated the willingness to take a risk on lesser-known characters, so I was interested in the movie and hoped it would be good.

I found the film to be very funny, and at times quite touching. It was also very stylish, weaving action and music together into creative spectacles. It had good character work, with a motley crew of rogues who might seem antagonistic at first, but who I liked and cared about by the end.

One thing that I personally really appreciated was, well, the originality of the worlds we were shown. We've had so many superhero movies featuring extraordinary characters in ordinary environments, that watching our protagonists travel across these wonderfully alien worlds was very cool. It was a different type of sci-fi, one I don't see much of these days, and I loved it.

The cast nailed it of course. I think this is the first movie that I enjoyed Chris Pratt in. This was also the first time I saw Bautista showing off his comedic chops. Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper were great, and Vin Diesel's performance was surprisingly impactful for how little dialogue he had. Of course there were a lot of other seasoned actors putting in great performances in smaller roles, but I want to specifically call out Peter Serafinowicz as leaving a lasting impression on me.

I give it a solid 8/10. It's a great sci-fi adventure movie that delivers both laughs and feels, and there's nothing wrong with the action either.


This was the film that first brought James Gunn to my attention, he's earned himself a lot of faith in recent years. I also recently discovered that Dan Abnett is one of the credited writers, which is interesting to me because I quite enjoyed some of his novels and comics in the past.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie review

Let me start by saying that I unironically love the old 1993 Super Mario Bros film, so I haven't felt the "need" for a Mario movie as keenly as some. Also, while I played some Mario games as a wee lad, that was a long time ago and I've haven't really played much since then (I've barely touched the Mario Karts, Mario Parties, and Smash games), so my affection for the character is not as great as some.

Because of this, and also because I'm a jaded and joyless old man, I wasn't originally particularly interested in this movie. But I heard good things, so I decided I wanted to catch it while it was still in the local cinemas. I'm glad I did.

The movie avoids most of the many traps that the majority of adaptations seem to suffer from. First and foremost, it doesn't look down on the source material. It's sad that I need to say this, but I feel that so many film adaptations in the last few decades have been made by people who don't really care about the source material and don't bother to try to respect or stay true to it. So I was genuinely surprised to find that this movie really feels like they straight-up brought the games to life.

Part of that is the art style; it's bright, colourful, fun, and consistent with how Mario and his gang have been portrayed for decades. But it's not just the art style that captures the feel of "Mario": the movie just straight up shows worlds that work the way they do in the games. Floating blocks, moving platforms, mushroom people, winged turtles; everything is just there. The movie feels no need to explain anything, and doesn't even dwell too long on characters reacting to the more fantastical elements, which I think was the best way to approach it.

Of course some concessions have been made. Perhaps most immediately noticeable is that the titular brothers have traded the exaggeratedly stereotypical Italian accents they have sometimes sported in the past for more natural-sounding Brooklyn accents. Which I don't have a problem with; actually I'm pretty sure I would have gotten annoyed eventually with the older over-the-top accents if they had stuck with them. The movie does acknowledge the originals, for what that's worth, so it's not like it ignored their existance. And Mario does say his "Mamma Mia!" catchphrase a lot. So I feel it's a fair compromise.

Another change is Princess Peach's traditional role as a damsel in distress. She is shown here as being extremely cool and capable. I'm glad she wasn't there just to be rescued; I don't think anyone wanted to see her like that. I would argue though that they went a bit too far in the opposite direction: Mario almost didn't have anything to do for much of the movie, which is a bad look for the one who's name is on the poster. Also, as is usually the case when a character gets this treatment, she didn't actually have the chance to go through any character development as she was basically too perfect right from the start.

Of course supporting characters don't really need character development, though it's nice when they get it. What's a bit more of an issue is that Mario himself didn't really get any character development either. Oh, the movie kind of pretended that he did, but I didn't really feel like he changed at all over the course of the movie. At the start there was a thing that he wanted, and by the end he got it, but he was still the same person he had been at the start. It didn't ruin the movie, but I feel it was a missed opportunity.

Luigi might actually be the only character who we saw grow. I quite liked how Luigi was written, I think they got him "right" in a way that a most fan creations I've seen don't. But I didn't like how little screen-time he got: he really is pushed to the background for most of the film and doesn't really contribute much overall. It's called "The Super Mario Bros", Luigi deserved better!

I did like how well Bowser was established as a genuine threat. I thought he was quite scary - you know, within the context of the movie. However I didn't really like the way he was written, his motivations and so on, though I guess technically he's not inconsistent with how we've seen him in the original games?

Of course the voice acting was a part of what made the characters feel right. All the cast worked quite well in their roles. Peach might have been the least "traditional" sounding one, but overall her voice worked with her character. I think Jack Black was the only one who's voice I actually recognized, and I only remembered it was him when he was singing. Even knowing who it was, he sounded good as Bowser, so it didn't take me out of things.

Oh, and speaking of singing, I did enjoy some of the "period-appropriate" (read: nostalgic) muscial choices.


For me this movie was a 7/10. Not as deep or emotional as some animated features, but it was a lot of fun, and I think it will be satisfying for Mario fans.




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At the start of the movie we see Mario step up to a much bigger guy without any hesitation. Throughout the entire movie he takes pretty much all obstacles head-on, no matter what. Peach compliments him on the fact that he never gives up.

Then, for a few seconds near the end, he gives up. Then he shakes it off, and once again steps up to a much bigger guy.

Don't get me wrong, I get it: sometimes you're chugging along full steam, then suddenly you just hit that point where you feel like you can't go on, like you've got nothing left. I understand it. But it doesn't work well in a movie. In movies, things have to be set up, or else they feel contrived. The moment when Mario almost gives up felt like it came out of nowhere. It might not be unrealistic, but it was not consistent with how the character had been established up to that point.

And when he gets over it and gets back in the fight, all he's done is returned to where he was at the start of the movie. There was no growth, no change in character. Mario ends the movie the same as he started, only now he has the thing he initially wanted: respect. Which is fine, but it's not as compelling as a character arc in which a character actually changes. Luigi overcoming his fear in order to save his brother and fight alongside him, for example.


I really liked the scene with Luigi being chased by the skeletons. I found it surprisingly intense for a kids movie, at least these days.


I didn't like that they wrote Bowser as being in love with Peach. I guess I would have preferred if he was trying to kidnap her, or even marry her, as a power-play. A way to help him bring the Mushroom Kingdom under his control; a political marriage/hostage situation. I guess it worked from a story perspective, allowing Bowser to hate Mario in a personal way despite them not actually meeting up face-to-face until the climax. But I still didn't like it, it felt off to me, and it's not how I usually think of Bowser.

On a related note, I didn't like Peach's reaction when Bowser proposed to her. I understand that she hates him, but the way she said "eww"... I dunno, I guess it felt more like she was disgusted by the idea of someone who looked like him? I just found it unpleasant is all. I would have prefered a strongly worded refusal that exhibited defiance, not disgust. Anyway, I just didn't like the whole marriage sub-plot.


Seeing as this is a kids movie based on a VERY old videogame, I was ready to go with things and not worry about questioning stuff like the floating blocks and random powerups or whatever. But at the end of the day the film did have some rather forced contrivances, a few of which I think were maybe a bit much. I don't want to get too carried away nitpicking, but I will mention a few questions I was left with.

First of all, I don't understand that one turtle suddenly turning into a blue shell. What was that? Was it a suicide attack - is the turtle dead now? Could they all do that at any time? That part was a bit weird and took me out of things a bit.

Was the super-star a one-time-use thing? Is it gone forever now?

Bowser's information network seemed to know everything that was going on. Does he have spies among the Mushrooms and Apes? Don't turtles stand out? Does he have locals who are traitors, or are his spies using magic/power-ups to stay hidden/blend into the population?

So the effect of the shrinking mushroom wears off after a single hit? Does that mean Bowser can just slap himself in the face once, or maybe run headfirst into something, and poof: he's back?

Was Peach beating the obstacle course without any powerups? Mario implied that he couldn't jump that high naturally, so in this world humans can't just jump super high? And yet Peach could? There's this crazy obstacle course in the castle, and there's fields full of flowers that let you throw fireballs etc, yet we don't see any Penguin or Mushroom people with any real combat ability? I dunno, I'm having some difficulty resolving how this world works in my head. No big deal, just saying is all.

Peach seems surprised at the idea of turtles that aren't evil. OK, I mean, yes, in games you have X enemy type who is evil etc. But that's... something that's a little harder to get away with these days. I can accept it in an adaptation of an older property, but I do prefer more nuanced approaches to "good vs evil" nowadays. Anyway, it wasn't a big deal for me, just thought it was worth mentioning.

John Wick Chapter 4 review

If you haven't watched chapters one, two, or three, you should obviously watch them all in sequence first. And if you've made it through all three, I assume that means you enjoyed them. And if you enjoyed them, you will absolutely enjoy this one too.

This series has always been about the action. And I will say right off the bat: the action in Chapter 4 is amazing, perhaps the best in the series yet. I quickly lost count of how many really good gunfights, martial arts battles, and mixes of the two this movie has. I enjoyed pretty much all of it, though worthy of special mention are two extended action sequences that I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like before, I absolutely loved them. I would call this movie a must-see for action fans for those two scenes alone.

While the movie is full of action, it does take the time between battles to allow us to enjoy the stylish locations and characterful personalities that fill this world. The atmosphere is great, the heroes are cool and the villains are fun. The world of John Wick is just full of flavour.

Of course it's a great cast bringing that world to life. The movie is so stuffed with talent that Keanu himself doesn't actually get very much to do outside of the action scenes - but of course he really delivers in said action scenes. When he wasn't busy delivering pain to those in need, he was playing the title character in a quiet, introspective fashion. After all John has been through I think the anger is gone, leaving behind a grim determination to see things through.

I was very happy to see the late Lance Reddick again. His role was brief but in that time he delivered one of the most touching scenes of the movie. He will be missed. Of course it helped that he was playing alongside Ian McShane, who brought a sense of class and importance to his scenes. It was also nice to see Laurence Fishburne return to chew up the scenery; he definitely seemed to be enjoying himself.

Donnie Yen might have just stolen the whole movie as the blind hitman Caine; I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he ends up with his own spinoff prequel movie or something. Hiroyuki Sanada is great, I enjoyed him as Shimazu, the last honourable man in the world. Scott Adkins was quite entertaining as the cartoon-villain Killa. Clancy Brown worked well as the ominous Harbinger.

Rina Sawayama brought an intensity to her role as Akira that provided a good contrast to most of the other older, more world-weary characters. I liked Shamier Anderson's mysterious Tracker, he brought a touch of levity to the film. Marko Zaror was physically intimidating as Chidi. Bill Skarsgård was great as primary antagonist the Marquis: pretentious, self-important, and definitely someone you want to see dead.


I do have a couple of complaints about this film. The first is that the movie doesn't really do a good job of establishing John's motivation, what's driving him. This is an issue I've mentioned in previous reviews; after the first film, I just never really felt like I knew what John really wanted. Revenge? Freedom? Simple survival? I couldn't tell you.

My second complaint is not a new one for the series. It's common for action movies to build up an antagonist such that the audience enjoys a sense of satisfaction and closure when they are defeated. Funnily enough I think Chapter 2 was probably the only John Wick film so far to actually pull that off. Sadly Chapter 4 also stumbles here; while the ending was pretty good overall, I personally didn't find the conclusion to the film's main conflict to be all that satisfying.


I'm giving this movie 8/10. I was actually tempted to give it a 9; while it has it's flaws, it's a lot of fun and damn is the action good!




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In Chapter 3 there was a big battle at the end of the movie where the opponents were armoured, which created gunfights with a different dynamic: just shooting an opponent wasn't enough, John had to either deliver repeated shots to the same area or find ways around the armour, leading to a mix of hand-to-hand combat and gunplay. It was new and interesting, adding to the variety of the action and elevating the challenge.

The first real action scene in Chapter 4 follows on from this, pitting two groups against each other where one side is armoured and so resistant to bullets. This time it didn't work for me as well though; I felt it wasn't obvious how effective any given attack was, and when they got hit or went down it wasn't clear how much damage they had taken and whether they remained a threat or not. It wasn't clear if John Wick was constantly fighting new faceless goons, or the same ones who had gotten back up.

Plus, somehow knives were stabbing right through these bulletproof suits? Overall it was just hard to tell what was going on and the battle, despite having some great choreography and stunts, was leaving me cold. With this being the first real fight of the film, I was starting to feel worried.

Turns out I had nothing to fear. Practically every other action scene was great. The shootout with the dragon's breath shotguns in the old building? Amazing, one of the best action scenes I've ever seen. The big fight between the traffic around the Arc De Triomphe? It was so intense, I loved it. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like those two, but even the slightly less original action sequences were usually still great. The battle up the steps before dawn for example was incredibly tense, and it was agonizing (albeit funny) to see John get knocked all the way back down again. I honestly could not see how he could come back from that, but was desperately hoping that he would.


I danced around this in the main body of the review, but the way the "Table" was built up as this ever-present all-powerful entity, it would be very hard to write the story in such a way that John Wick would be able to take them down himself. And yet that seemed to be exactly the direction that the series was heading ever since John sided with Winston against the Table in the third movie, with Chapter 4 only reinforcing that by showing the Table killing John's remaining friends - or forcing them to turn against him.

But the writers didn't seem to actually have a way for John to take the Table down - it seems to me they pretty much wrote themselves into a corner in Chapter 3 (I'm not surprised; I've complained in previous reviews about how I think the sequels over-exaggerated the criminal underworld, losing their grounding). Instead they created a new figurehead to serve as the proxy antagonist in this film. And yes, I did want him to die. But the thing is, he was never the real antagonist. He was never the one who was really behind it all. His death should always have been just a stepping stone towards ending the Table.

The movie even tells us, straight up, that his death would be meaningless, that the Table could easily replace him. And yet the film ends with his death, presenting as though John had won in the end. But he hadn't: he died to kill a replaceable pawn. That is not a satisfying ending. And with John's death, the goal that he had somehow ended up spending half the film working towards again - earning his freedom by killing the Marquis in a duel, which didn't really make sense to me since he seemed to have moved past that - was nullified. So all John had was the Marquis' death: the exact thing the film told us was meaningless.

Yes, Caine had earned his freedom, that part was satisfying and a big part of why the ending wasn't too bad overall, but remember Caine spent most of the movie as an antagonist, and he killed Shimazu (even if it was against his will). I don't feel sufficiently invested in Caine's happiness for it to be a completely satisfying ending.

OK, Winston got his hotel back. But Winston, much as I like him, is still a supporting character and his happiness is not all that important to me. Plus did betray John at the end of Chapter 3, so him getting his hotel back isn't the payoff I was after either.

And yes, I do believe Winston betrayed John; the argument that "he shot John in the chest even though he knew John was wearing a bulletproof suit" does not hold water with me because:
A) Shooting someone in the head is NOT easy AT ALL, aiming for center of mass is natural and we had no reason to believe Winston had the skill to pull off a quick headshot. On the contrary, he sat in a saferoom drinking while John and Charon fought off the attackers.
B) He shot John OFF THE ROOF; there was no reason for him to believe John would survive, and neither Chapter 3 nor 4 address the issue with any kind of an explanation for why Winston could possibly expect John to survive the fall.

OK, the films didn't expressely state that Winston DID betray John either, theoretically leaving it ambiguous, and John doesn't seem preocupied with revenge against Winston, but... I just can't see any way for Winston to expect John to survive. I'm sorry, but I'm trying to read between the lines, and what I'm reading is that Winston sold John out. Remember that, while Winston had delayed the kill-order against John in Chapter 2, he did ultimately sign it, so he has consigned John to death before.

Oh, did the Bowery King get his... "Bowery" back, or however that works?


I'm very disappointed that we never got to enjoy the death of the Adjudicator from Chapter 3.


Initially I was not sold on John's bulletproof suit; I felt it let him get away with too much, if that makes sense. And it wasn't very realistic, for bullets to just bounce off this thin fabric without doing noticeably harm to the body underneath. But ultimately I think it enabled the action scenes, allowing them to flow in a way that would have felt more forced otherwise. So overall I think it worked.


I guess the film does foreshadow John's death. My friend mentioned a poster in the subway for an anime in which the protagonist dies at the end. Thinking back I seem to recall Caine calling John "brother" at one point; in the Bible of course Caine killed his brother. I noticed in the poster his tie seems to be an hourglass full of bullets; is that trying to tell us the John's time is running out?

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre review

I find Jason Statham movies are usually entertaining, but rarely great. This one wasn't quite what I expected, but it still sat in that range.

Of course this isn't exactly the typical Jason Statham movie. With an impressive cast and Guy Ritchie in the director's chair, this film is a little smarter and more stylish than Statham's typical action fare. I also found it more perplexing.

I can't find the words to describe what I felt watching this film, but there's something a little off about it. My friends also had a complaint that they struggled to articulate. The best I can come up with is: it has a pacing issue.

There is a LOT of exposition delivered early on, and Guy Ritchie tries to keep the audience entertained while delivering it, energetically cutting between characters and locations, action and exposition. I think perhaps this just goes on for too long though, as the movie started to feel almost monotonous.

To be clear it wasn't boring, I was enjoying myself for most of the runtime. But most movies have peaks and valleys; a fast-paced scene followed by a slow one, a loud scene followed by a quiet one. Tension builds up, pays off, then winds down. This movie felt to me like it was at about the same level almost the entire time. There wasn't enough difference between the highs and the lows I guess is what I'm saying.

Well, that's just my impression, my attempt to understand why I felt the movie was lacking. Whatever the issue, it wasn't a dealbreaker. The film is entertaining, with a balance of action and comedy. It's all a little toungue-in-cheek, a little over-the-top, with a Guy Ritchie flavour. The spy-thriller story wasn't that interesting to me, centered around an extremely overused movie macguffin, but it lead to some fun situations and interactions. The action is nothing special but had a pleasing touch of creativity and always a bit of humor woven in.

Jason Statham is playing the mildly comedic version of his usual tough-guy persona, which I enjoyed well enough. He doesn't get too much of a chance to show off his martial-arts skills, but he does get some varied action scenes and as usual he's great in them. It was nice to see Cary Elwes, he was entertaining but I think the script was a little too preoccupied with using him to deliver exposition; I would have liked it if he was given more to do than just play the "Bosley" role.

Aubrey Plaza seemed to be enjoying herself, playing a comedic foil to the more serious men in the team. I liked the way Bugzy Malone played his character with quiet confidence; he was the strong silent type, and I appreciated it. I think this is my favourite role that I've seen Hugh Grant play in years. It's very different from the "adorably awkward" persona from his old romcoms, and much closer to the sleazeball he played in The Gentlemen. I found him much more entertaining in this one; surprisingly he might actually have been my favourite part of the movie.

I did feel Josh Hartnett wasn't being given the chance to do as much with his role as could be done. There's been entire movies centered around the kind of role he played, Nicholas Cage's The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent comes to mind. And yet here he was just a supporting character, a comedic sidekick. It was another element of the film that felt a bit strange, but it was part of the fun, adding to the cast of colourful characters bouncing off each other.


Overall I'm going to give it a 7/10. It's just a bit of easy lightheated fun.

Shazam! Fury Of The Kings review

I was hoping this movie would be good. I liked the original, and I am somewhat fond of Zachary Levi, and of the character in the comics.

The film had moments that I liked: emotional scenes that landed for me, action scenes that I thought were cool, and I even laughed at a few of the jokes. But overall it was a let-down.

It could have been so much better. The characters were likeable - which I found an improvement over the original - and their struggles were relateable. But they were all written to be so unbelievably stupid. In practically EVERY single situation, Billy would make possibly the worst decision possible. Hell, the core conflict of the whole movie is built on something he did in the last movie that is retroactively reframed as a massive mistake.

I expect it was done partly for humour, but after a while I started to find it very frustrating. I mean, a couple of silly mistakes would be fine, but it just kept happening. These weren't just small harmless errors; his screw-ups got people killed. Lots of people. But weirdly the movie doesn't actually seem to acknowledge that. I guess that would ruin the joke?

What's more, the characters' stupidity also makes the whole movie feel unnecessarily contrived. The drama feels forced, easily avoided. The runtime feels padded when you think of how easily the final conflict could have been avoided.

Other than that, the film was fairly well done. While I've said that I hated how stupid the characters were, in actual fact I thought they were mostly very well written from a... human standpoint, if that makes sense. Their interactions, their fears and ambitions; I cared about these characters and wanted to see them succeed. Of course the acting helped with that.

While Shazam was even dumber this time around, he actually got to handle more of the emotional scenes, which gave Zachary Levi the chance to show he is capable of giving a deeper and more rounded performance. Of course this meant that we actually didn't see Billy Batson very much, but when we did I felt that Asher Angel's performance was closer to Zachary Levi's mannerisms than before; and with the other actors also matching performances the human/hero mismatch from the first movie was no longer present.

I think Freddy was generally less annoying this time, and Jack Dylan Grazer did a good job with the character. The rest of Billy's family got a little more to do this time around, and of course all the actors did well, but ultimately they were still mostly in the background. Though I will mention I felt Cooper Andrews' Victor Vasquez left a bit more of an impression this time.

I really liked Rachel Zegler as Anthea, and I was surprised by how convincing Helen Mirren's Hespera was as a physical threat. Unfortunately I felt Lucy Liu didn't really get the chance to shine, as Kalypso was kind of pushed to the background early on and then didn't really get to do very much that was particularly characterful later as the movie was mostly just focused on the CGI monsters. There was also a returning character from the first movie who was better fleshed out this time around, which I enjoyed because I like the actor, but I won't say any more here to avoid spoilers.

I did feel that, for a superhero movie with so many super-powered characters, it was lacking in what I think of as "superhero action". There was really only one decent fight, and most of the rest of the action essentially amounted to chase scenes. Still, the effects were good, and were put to good use in a some interesting shots. While the "magical world" didn't have the same aura of mystery I enjoyed in the original, it was more fleshed out this time around, and bled over into the modern world more, which made environments more varied and interesting. So from a visual standpoint I liked the film. They also worked in a couple of fun songs, which was nice.


Overall I'm giving this movie a 6/10. I guess I would say that the movie handles the human part reasonably well, but fumbles the superhero part. I cared for Shazam as a person, but got irritated with him as a superhero. All things considered I don't regret watching it, I just wish the script had better lived up to the movie's potential.




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The "returning character" I mentioned before was the Wizard. I mean, I realize he's on the poster I used for the header image so him being in the movie isn't some big secret spoiler, but still. I like Djimon Hounsou, I enjoyed his performance as the more likeable, less one-note character he got to play this time.


Early in the movie we see the whole gang using super-speed to save a large number of people from a falling suspension bridge. Later Shazam points out that he has super-speed and the Daughters don't. How is the audience expected to maintain their suspension of disbelief after that? Shazam and his four remaining super-powered siblings should be able to run rings around the Daughters, since they can move faster than the Daughters can see.

In fact at one point Shazam steals the macguffin-staff that is the single biggest threat as it can take away his and his siblings' powers with a single shot from Kalypso, then he immediately... tosses it right back into her hand? And then he just stands there with a dumb expression on his face. Again, I know it was supposed to be funny, but it just ended up hurting my brain. He then just runs away, leaving the Daughters to plant the apple and unleash a bunch of monsters who kill a whole bunch of innocent people. Nice work dude.

A short time later he actually steals it again: even though Kalypso was staring straight at him, he (the second dumbest guy in the movie - Freddy is the actual dumbest of course) outsmarts her with the oldest trick in the book and uses super-speed to grab it out of her hand. Again.

So yeah, he can basically take the staff at any time, and using the staff he can restore his siblings' powers. At which point it would be a straight up battle, with the odds in the heroes' favour. In fact the staff can be used to take away powers, including those of the Daughters. Sure, Shazam might not have realized that or known how to do it, but the Wizard does. So why doesn't the Wizard work with Shazam to take away the Daughters' powers once Shazam has the staff?

But no, instead of giving his siblings their power back or using the staff to take away the Daughters' powers, he blows up the staff in a glorified suicide-bomber attack. Defeating the immediate threat but leaving all his friends powerless.

It felt completely unneccesary. Even ignoring the staff, Shazam doesn't do too bad when he's fighting the dragon at the end: early on he's able to hold it back by grabbing its tail, then the only time he tries to punch it he hits it with a big swing that seems to be very effective, snapping its head around and knocking off armour plates. And while its fire can hurt him, he's not only fast enough to at least have a chance of dodging the flames, even when he doesn't try to dodge he actually manages to take the fire head-on without apparently taking too much damage.

What I'm saying is that, even with just Shazam against Kalypso AND the dragon, it felt like he had a chance of winning in a straight up fight. It didn't feel anywhere near desperate enough to need to instantly resort to a kamikaze attack. And again, that's just him, he always had the option of giving his brothers and sisters their powers back and getting their help. So yeah, while the big final battle did look pretty cool, it felt entirely unneccessary.


Speaking of looking cool, what was the deal with Anthea's powers? Is it supposed to be like that Doctor Strange "Mirror Dimension" thing? Because that didn't seem to be the case; she actually hit Shazam with a moving building. And if it is real, as it seems to be, then in terms of "work being done" in the technical sense, that makes her the most powerful entity we've seen in the DC universe, by several orders of magnitude.

I mean, she spins entire cities around! That's insane power output, nothing we've seen Superman do has even come close. And yet absolutely no-one comments on it! Shazam & Co never stop to discuss what they should do about the girl who can literally send entire city blocks zooming around the landscape. We never see anyone in the city mention how the entire topology changed. And hey, if a building was able to damage Shazam by hitting him, what happened to all the people inside the buildings when they suddenly accelerated or decelerated? Well, I can accept that they were accelerated at the same pace at the same time by the same force so they were fine, but... I feel like the whole thing is just treated far too casually.


Why did Anthea just stand there and watch the energy beam that she knew would steal her powers flying straight at her? Why am I even bothering to ask?


So Atlas, the titan of Greek myth, has 3 daughters: one caucasian, one asian, one hispanic? Seems a bit weird, but whatever, I guess figures in Greek mythology do tend to sleep around.


The staff was the only thing maintaining the barrier around the "god-realm" (or whatever)? Feels pretty contrived. And how does this tie in to Zeus, Wonder Woman, and Hades' presence on Earth in WW1?


Billy Batson came back from the dead. Yay, we're doing the comicbook thing where death doesn't matter. Blame Zach Snider I guess, but this film didn't need to perpetuate the problem. Can the Wizard bring ANYONE back from the dead? Or are we pretending that Billy Batson having the power of Shazam before he died is what allowed him to be reincarnated - and if so, then what is stopping all of the Marvel/Shazam family from being reincarnated at any time if they die?


In the final battle against the dragon, the movie has individual shots that I quite enjoyed. Freeze-frames of dramatic poses backlit by lightning; I wouldn't mind a couple of those frames as posters.


So... no Mister Mind then? Even though the first movie teased him? OK.